Lyrics
Bridget
and Me
Internet single originally released 2004, now available on Best
of the Jerrys
01. Bridget and Me
02. Kaptain Klueless Theme Song
We go to the store
For a Sunday paper each Saturday.
Sometimes we get more--
What's life without pop and chips anyway?
Bridget and me.
Bridget and me.
She's cute to the core;
She does her hair different every day.
Her laugh I adore
When we go skipping down the alleyway.
Bridget and me.
Bridget and me.
We like to play store:
She sells me things but I don't have to pay.
She's a baby no more!
What's life without little girls anyway?
Bridget and me.
Bridget and me.
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Who doesn't have a brain?
Too dumb to come out of the rain.
Who's so stupid all the time?
Who's the King of Asinine?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
His IQ's up to 2,
But he hasn't got a clue.
Who's the dumbest guy at work?
Who's the biggest frickin jerk?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
Duh!
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