Lyrics

Well there's this girl and
She's driving me out of my mind
She's a brainiac but that's
The kind of girl I dig anyway

And she knows what she's doing to me
And she knows biochemistry

Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane

I'm brushing up on everything
I've ever learned from A to Z
Every single night you'll
Find me in a book on Library Lane

Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane

And she knows what she's doing to me
And she knows relativity

Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane

All the guys are gawking
When she's walking oh so scholarly
I wonder if she's smart enough
To know she's got a funny name

Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane
Polly Urethane etc

Words and music ©2004 by Jerry Schwartz