From the recordings Best of The Jerrys and Bridget and Me
Lyrics
Who doesn't have a brain?
Too dumb to come out of the rain
Who's so stupid all the time?
Who's the King of Asinine?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
His IQ's up to 2
But he hasn't got a clue
Who's the dumbest guy at work?
Who's the biggest frickin jerk?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
Duh!
Words and music ©2004 by Jerry Schwartz