Lyrics

Kaptain Klueless Theme Song

Who doesn't have a brain?
Too dumb to come out of the rain.
Who's so stupid all the time?
Who's the King of Asinine?

Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!

His IQ's up to 2,
But he hasn't got a clue.
Who's the dumbest guy at work?
Who's the biggest frickin jerk?

Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
Duh!

Words and music ©2004 by Jerry Schwartz