From the recordings Best of The Jerrys and Bridget and Me
Lyrics
Kaptain Klueless Theme Song
Who doesn't have a brain?
Too dumb to come out of the rain.
Who's so stupid all the time?
Who's the King of Asinine?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
His IQ's up to 2,
But he hasn't got a clue.
Who's the dumbest guy at work?
Who's the biggest frickin jerk?
Kaptain Klueless!
Kaptain Klueless!
Duh!